My Favorite Tweeters

In the past year or so Twitter has changed a bit as parents, churches, FoxNews and every company playing catch up to online trends has signed up and spammed their mostly useless information to others. Yes, yes, I know…isn't all information on twitter mostly useless? Yes. Some of it however is at least entertaining to read. After nearly giving up, these five people have brought purpose back to my Twitter experience.

@SarahKSilverman "My nephew turned 3. I bought him a rape kit. I know this is hacky but he really did just play with the box the whole time. Kids!"

@fireland "Dear Gramma, thank you so much for the Tonka truck. It is very fun! Sorry it took me 30 years to write back. Is Heaven scary? Love, Jiggy"

@annealmirall "Edgar and I like to play this fun game called, 'If you pick me up, I'll scratch your face off.' He's making me nervous.."

@zacharyforrest "Law & Order never shows this part and now I know why."

@skyecarroll "this shirt i'm wearing could easily make ten panties"

Okay, I had to add this one because it's just simply amazing.

@shitmydadsays "The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."